He was once the comedic star of G & WS. Nobody did the virility obsessed, homo-erotic prude thing better. But lately I have seen him producing very little new material of any value. He has become overly dependent upon that Victorian era costume gag and his liberal use of the word "prostitute."
My friend & her boyfriend want to experiment with domination/humiliation with me dressed up. They were wondering where they could take me dressed up. Below are some of their ideas:
a. Bridal Shop to be a Brides Maid
b. Costume Shop to get/walk out as their French Maid
c. Department Store to get outfits for my calendar shoot
d. Erotic Clothing/Lingerie Store to get an outfit for a threesome
What are your thoughts and any new ideas ?
Looking for halloween costume ideas. I am 6 months pregnant and plus size. And by plus size i don't mean 30lbs overweight and wear a size 12... i normally wear a 22/24. Anyways though-- since im pregnant the "plus size" costumes at the stores are not fitting. I don't mind making something myself... and yeah. So part one of my question is any ideas? part two of my question... if i cant find anything better i may just make a "pagent" type gown for myself with some red satin and black tule stuff and make a sash that says MISS CONCEPTION.... so does anyone have ideas of anywehre online i could find instructions/a pattern that i could modify for a formal ballroom/pagent type gown?????? thanks in advance =) happy halloween!
p.s. because im plus size and only 6 months... i dont have ONE huge big belly yet.. and i also live in michigan-- so anything involving painting my belly for show are automatically out of the question =)
MIKE- thanks... i looked around and actually love the jelly fish idea on the site.. very cute.
Im still taking suggestions though.. Just wanted to let everyone know though becuse i forgot.. i want something more Unique.... I dont want the old pumpkin or M&M or Sumo wrestler... i want something "girly" and something that most others wont be wearing... ie Miss Conception.. the Jelly Fish... etc etc.
Im Going To A Friends 16th Fancy Dress Party. I Have A Really Nice, Very Short Dress Which Is White With A Black Trim And Has Rainbows & Purple Unicorns On It. Its From A Vintage Shop Called Resurrection. I REALLY Want To Wear It But How Could I Use It As Part Of A Fancy Dress Outfit?
1. is a senior female golden/cocker mix she is a medium golden color
2. is a young female boxer.lab mix she is dark brown
collars
a. http://www.jakesdoghouse.com/Dog-Collars-Leashes/Designer-CollarsLeashes/Wild-Side-Designer-Giraffe-p6810384.html
b. http://www.trendypuppy.com/walkewoo-dogcollars/pinkpolkadot.html
c. http://www.mydogcollars.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=224
d. http://www.hotdogcollars.com/Pastilles-Flowers-Dog-Collar-p/wag-003.htm
I am buying a vibrator for my girlfriend for her birthday. She has showed a lot of interest in this brand, and I am just curious what the difference is between all the different Neas and how good the quality of them are.
http://www.amazon.com/Lelo-Nea-Black-Vibrator-Massager/dp/B000QUTGUY/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i
This one is .
http://www.amazon.com/Lelo-Nea-White-Vibrator-Massager/dp/B001D6Q0K4/ref=sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1239166896&sr=1-23
This one is on and I can't see the difference between the two different vibrators except for the color.
If you look online, there are other Neas that go for even more up to . However, I really can't see a difference in them. I know this is kind of personal, but are there any girls out there who know something about these vibrators and what the best bang for my buck is? Maybe you know a better rechargeable vibrator out there that is cheaper?
Thank you for any help!
We have a healthy sex life, we just like to incorporate vibrators with the sex to heighten the pleasure. Trust me, the vibrator is good.
Also, the important thing to know is that I am looking for one that is rechargeable.
What is the best vibrator you can get? & cost?
Do you know of a great halloween costume website w/fast shipping & plus size costumes? And that has a big variety! Thanks:))
oops i mean points!! haha
I have realized that I definitely have a problem with sex. A sex addiction. Starting today, I'm going celibate. I need to take the right steps to prevent a relapse & get my mind straight emotionally. I am dating someone & I want them to like me for ME, not for sex. I have talked with him about the situation & he's willing to help me out.
I know a lot of people might not understand, but those who do, please give me some tips. Thanks 
I am trying to figure out what size halloween costume to purchase.
Costume link:
http://www.partycity.com/product/costumes+%26+accessories/women%27s/careers/dirty+cop+costume+adult.do?sortby=bestSellers&page=2
The costume measurements include: bust, hip, and waist measurements.
I took my waist measurement and got a 37" waist measurement
Is this accurate?
* I weigh 168lbs and am 5'8" [3lbs overweight].
* I measured at the top of the hip bone, near belly button, for waist.
* I wear a size 14 or size 16 in jean size.
Please provide any pointers on waist measurements.
SIze 14/16 would be an extra large. However, 37" waist does not fall there. Do I really need a plus size costume or am I just measuring wrong?
Prob. end up trying a different store..cuz it skips me... like normal cop costume too small and plus too big.
